Brekkie BBQ & Buddies in Bodalla

After a good night’s sleep (having eventually gotten over the shock of being mildly electrocuted!) Larissa and I were surprised by Kim with a cup of tea in bed! I then got up to find all her family in the garden; I followed them outside and was very excited to discover that they were cooking up a storm for everyone – brekkie on the barbie! Yum!

We enjoyed our brekkie rolls and tea, chatting away outside in our PJs – pleased that it was mild enough to do so. Shortly after finishing brekkie, we said goodbye to them as they all headed off to watch a footie match of some description (someone’s brother was playing or something!). Kim, Larissa and I spent the rest of the morning chilling out and chatting, having a proper girlie catch up, over a few cups of tea.

Deciding it was time to get dressed, we sorted ourselves out and Kim took us for a drive, to go see the sights of Bodalla. As the town is so tiny, this didn’t take very long at all, so we went a bit further out, to a place called Potato Point. The exciting thing about Potato Point was that what it lacked in potatoes, it made up for in kangaroos! There were hundreds of them, all merrily hopping about around a little lake! They were very laid back and certainly in no rush to move out of the way of the car – we had to manoeuvre around them!

On the way back to the house, we picked up a DVD from the petrol station (yes, it’s where they get their DVD rentals from!) – Kim suggested the movie, called ‘Bran Nue Dae’ which neither Larissa or I had ever heard of, but she explained it was a recent low budget Aussie movie that had made it quite big.

We got all comfy and spent the rest of the arvo chilling in the lounge, watching some tv. Kim put the dinner on and once it was in the oven, we started watching the DVD with a few drinks. The film was absolutely brilliant; so funny, yet very moving – it was a kind of musical, set in the late 1960s based on the life of an aboriginal teenager in Broome. We laughed a lot and were very pleased at Kim’s choice. The dinner was amazing – a delicious roast chicken, which we enjoyed with a glass of wine. The rest of the evening was great fun, just relaxing with the girls and a few more drinks. We decided to watch Austin Powers, which had us in hysterics, before it was time for bed (I made extra sure not to get electrocuted this time!).

Farewell Friends & Festive Fun (and an electrocution!)

This morning I had to get up super early, but having packed everything up efficiently the night before, there was less rushing about to do. When I came downstairs, I was surprised to find Stu on the sofa! It turned out he too was going to the airport this morning (he was heading to Sydney on a different flight to me but at the same time) so Matt had offered to give him a lift, along with me, on his way to work. I made tea which seemed to wake everyone up enough for us to pack the car up and head off.

Once at the airport, Stu and I checked in to our respective flights and then the three of us had a coffee and doughnut for brekkie! Lovely! Then Matt left us to go to work and Stu and I mooched around the terminal, before the boards told us that we had to go to our gates; we said cheerio and off we went.

I was excited to get on the plane first once again (go me!) and then soon I was jetting back to Sydney (after a bit of a delay – grrr!). I took the opportunity to have a bit of a kip as I knew I would be dash-dash-dashing once I got off at the other end. I wasn’t wrong!

At 10am, having disembarked from the plane and collected my bags, I had to get on the train from the airport to the city. Then because there were engineering works on the train line, I had to get on a rail-replacement bus which took me part of the way, then I had to get off and wait for another train, for the last part of the journey which brought me into Bombaderry at 3pm, where Larissa was waiting for me! Phew!

It was great seeing Larissa again and as soon as we had loaded my gear into her car, we were on our way to Bodalla, to see Kim! The drive took about three hours and took us through some familiar places; Berry, Gerringong, Bateman’s Bay, Nowra and several other places I visited in 2005 with Rotary. We spent the whole journey chit-chat-chatting, which helped the three hour drive pass quite quickly!

Eventually, we arrived at Kim’s house at 6pm – it was next to the now-empty Bodalla cheese factory and the ‘Big Cheese’, which is still there but no longer really relevant as the factory itself has closed (so therefore the cheese is now somewhat dilapidated). Kim was there on the veranda waiting for us, along with her sister, brother in law, two nephews and their girlfriends! Quite a good group to help Kim celebrate her birthday! She showed us to our room and gave me a tour of her house. It is really old (in Aussie terms!), which is why she bought it as she is now restoring it, although it does still need a lot of work – the gaps in the walls are currently stuffed with newspaper to stop drafts and some of the wiring leaves much to be desired! The tour over, we all settled down in the lounge with a beer and chatted; Kim’s family seemed really nice – just as down to earth and life and soul as she is! Larissa and I both gave Kim her birthday presents which went down very well indeed; this was hardly surprising as we’d both got her alcohol!

A couple of beers later and it was time to get ready to go to the pub for the evening’s incredibly exciting event – Christmas in July! No, they're not completely mad, it’s something that is quite common in Oz; often it’s a fundraiser or something, but always has the same sort of theme – a full Christmas lunch; Brit-style with turkey etc! I guess this is because the regular festive season is always so hot, which means that they don’t want to do the hot-roast thing in December, plus you can’t have the roaring fire etc. Anyway, I was very excted as I hadn’t been to one before!

We walked down to the pub; the only one in Bodalla and Larissa and I were instantly taken aback by how ‘local’ it was – everyone clearly knew each other, so gave us a bit of a funny look when we walked in! The guy behind the bar told us that they were still setting up, so we had time for a drink amongst the locals (slightly scary!) before going through to the function room. When we walked through the bar, I realised just what a lovely building it was – so old with lots of original features, although sadly it doesn’t look like the owners take proper care of it, which is such a shame as it really could be beautiful! It is also a hotel, again slightly old-school, with shared bathrooms, but either way, really cute!

The festivities were taking place in the function room, which was bedecked with a range of tacky decorations; only the high ceilings kind of made it look a bit meagre. It was still sweet, if a bit pathetic, in a kitsch way! The fireplace had a fantastic blazing fire, which we sat close to and the tables were laid out with crackers and other table decorations (the type with the honeycombed tissue paper!). Despite the fact that it could have been so much more festive, it was still really cool and we were all very excited!

Some more of Kim’s friends and colleagues joined us, so our table constituted over half of the total number of diners! The meal itself was not bad and was done in an alternate fashion, where they give you alternating plates, so you either stick with what you are given, or negotiate with someone who has been given the other option! For starters it was pumpkin or potato & leek soup – I had pumpkin and it was very nice indeed. The choice of mains was turkey & ham stack or belly pork – I had the pork which was great; I think I got the best deal as Larissa couldn’t tell which meat was the turkey and which was the ham as it tasted the same! Dessert was either plum pudding or pavlova – I had the former and was quite impressed although it tasted nothing like the Christmas pudding I am used to, so I am not sure whether Christmas pudding and plum pudding are actually two different things.

Throughout the meal, we wore our silly hats and listened to the dodgy carols playing on a CD. The fire was so hot that we started cooking! I enjoyed chatting to Larissa and some of Kim’s colleagues, who were all very friendly. I had a long chat with her sister too and I realised how similar they both are, which meant that she was very easy to get on with. Our table was quite raucous in comparison to the other two tables – full of old people! The best bit was when the local newspaper reporter took a photo of us, so who knows, maybe we’ll make the front page!

After dinner, we headed back to the bar and had a few more drinks before heading back to Kim’s, where we carried on chatting and drinking for a while. Both Larissa and I were both incredibly tired, so decided to turn in. We got ready for bed and once she was in her bed, I went to turn out the light, but forgot which bit of the switch Kim had said not to touch and promptly got electrocuted! As there was no door on our bedroom (beaded curtains for the moment!), from the lounge, Kim and the others saw me and heard the zap and my yelp; she came rushing in and Larissa jumped up to see if I was ok. I was fine, if a bit stunned and with a slightly buzzing feeling in my hand and arm, oh and suddenly I didn’t feel so sleepy any more! Once we were all sure I was fine, Kim tucked us into bed and turned the light out!

Girlie Goodbye & Gig

This morning I pottered about the house, finishing off my laundry and chatting to Christie and Niamph until they headed off to work. I then went on the tram to the city to meet Nic, as it was her last day in Melbourne, before she would be heading off to Sydney (and then home to Scotland).

We spent the rest of the morning and arvo being part of the ‘latte set’ and generally wandering around the city. It might sound like we do this a lot, but it’s just because the both of us love the city so much, we could walk around for hours and hours at a time without getting bored! Obviously part of our wanderings involved a visit to Little Cupcakes (they know us in there now!) and a wander around the Myer centre. We also had lunch at another icon of Melbourne – Lord of the Fries (everyone has been telling me about it but I had never had it), it was ok but I don’t really know what all the fuss was about!

In the late arvo, I said a sad farewell to Nic so she could go and catch her flight – we don’t think we’ll manage to catch up with one another again before she goes home. However, it has been great getting to see her and spend time together again.

Once I got back to Thornbury, the gang were home from work and we sat chatting and chilling with a cuppa. I then went and packed my case once again, then we all got ready to go out. We headed off to Brunswick Street, to a bar where Matt was doing the lights for a gig. The bar itself seemed really nice and we’d gotten there early so that Matt could help with the set up. We met Stu, one of Matt’s friends who was the sound techie guy for the night, along with some of Matt’s other muso friends. Christie, Niamph and I watched with a couple of beers whilst he did his techie stuff and organised all the lights, then watched each band do their sound check. There were four bands and three of them seemed ok, from what we could tell, whilst the other one was slightly dubious!

As soon as the doors opened to Joe Public, the pub filled up quickly and soon the music began. We enjoyed the first two bands (kind of rock music mixed with metal, I guess – I’m not so great at music genre identification) and I was pretty impressed by Matt’s skills at lighting. The sound and lighting desk was so enticing with all its little buttons, dials and flashing lights; it made me have a major urge to press something, but I managed to hold myself back!

When the third band began, someone else took over the lights and so the four of us went out to grab a quick bite to eat for dinner. We found a decent looking pizza place only a few doors down, so went in there. It turned out to be a really good choice as the pizza tasted amazing and had such a thin, crispy base (almost like a cream cracker!). It was good too because it was a stone baked pizza, so was really quick – Matt needed to get back in time for the last band. Once we were done, Niamph and I decided to go back home, rather than stay out any later as I had to be up early and she was tired, so we hopped on the tram whilst Matt and Christie went back to the pub. Back at the house, I finalised all my packing, took a shower and turned in for the night.

Demon Dramas, Dinner & Drinking

After more demon-related nightmares (stupid film!) I woke up late again, so everyone had gone to work by the time I got downstairs. I mooched about a bit, sorted out my washing, had a cuppa and headed off out. I spent the morning having a wander down the Thornbury High Street itself, looking in the little shops and marvelling at how some of these businesses can actually stay afloat! Some of the shops are very strange, quite random and I just don’t know how they can make enough money to keep going in this day and age, as Thornbury is only a small suburb – some examples of random shops; tv/radio rental, wedding favour makers, shaver menders, comic books, artificial eye services (honestly!); I guess they’re specialist shops that people must go out of their way to visit.

Having had a look around, I found a tram stop and went back to the city, where once again I wandered around ‘real’ shops! I popped to Little Cupcakes and bought a box for the Ascot Vale gang, then hopped on a tram to go and see them.

It was lovely being back in Ascot Vale and as I expected, Becs and Sarah were super excited to see me come up the path with the now-familiar box from Little Cupcakes! Ewan came over too, so it made for a veritable party atmosphere! After a cup of tea and cupcake, we spent the arvo watching silly tv programmes, the Tour de France and then in the early evening Gremlins 2 (of all things). The latter was fuelled by beer and offered plenty of opportunities for the four young’uns to tease me (as the original film came out the year they were born!), but I gave as good as I got!

Becs made a delicious lasagne for dinner, which was superb. We watched tv, carried on chatting and drinking beer until it was time for me to head off. It was sad saying goodbye to them yet again, but I know it won’t be the last time I see them.

After hopping on the tram to the city, I met Niamph and Matt in the Young & Jackman’s pub. We had a couple of pots in there, before we went upstairs to see the famous painting of a woman which hangs there – apparently years ago some US soldier tried to slash the painting and got beaten up for even attempting to do so (he failed).

They then took me on a bit of a wander around the city, it looks so pretty at night. We went to a really fantastic bar on the roof of one of the buildings on Swanston Street. It was a heck of a climb up all the stairs to get there, but the views from the top were well worth getting puffed out for! I was gutted that I had forgotten my camera, as the lights across the city twinkled so daintily. We had a couple more drinks there – this time moving on to cocktails – chatting and walking around, looking at the city from each side of the building. It really looks so different from so high up! The walk back down the stairs wasn’t as difficult!

The others were a bit peckish so we went to a really well-hidden dumpling house off a side street which was off another side street (you really wouldn’t come across it by accident!) but clearly it is well-known to much of the Asian community, as it was super busy. We ordered some beers and a couple of different types of dumplings – it is kind of like dumpling-related tapas! Having had dinner already, I wasn’t hungry, but did try a pumpkin cake which was delicious!

We then found a tram and headed back to Thornbury, where we found Christie asleep on the sofa! A cup of tea later, we headed to bed.

Nattering with Nic

After a restless night’s sleep where I had been having paranoid dreams about being possessed by a demon, I got up, dressed and headed downstairs. Niamph and Matt had already gone to work and so I had a cup of tea with Christie before heading out myself.

I hopped on the tram and went into the city once again. I met up with Nic and we spent the whole day wandering around the shops and chatting merrily, stopping for a cup of coffee here and there (obviously popping to Little Cupcakes – our favourite coffee shop!), as well as a bite to eat for lunch. Despite it still being sale-season, neither of us bought anything, it was more of a window-shopping exercise! We also walked along the river a little way, enjoying the views and sitting down to watch the world go by with a coffee. It may not sound like a very interesting day, but it was lovely and relaxing.

Later in the arvo, I left Nic to go back to where she was staying and hopped on the tram back to Thornbury. When I got back, everyone was home from work so we sat and debriefed about our days over a cup of tea. We were all supposed to be going to a gig, but Ryan called to tell us that it had been cancelled because the singer had a throat virus, that was a bit annoying as we’d all gotten quite excited about going, but hey, these things happened.

So instead, we plumped for an evening in. I did some boring things like washing and then discussed dinner options with the gang. Niamph knocked us up a tasty pasta dish, which we all enjoyed with a few beers, before whiling the rest of the evening away chatting and watching a random documentary about Australian film making, which was surprisingly interesting!

Film Fans at Fed, Followed by Frights!

Today, I got up at a reasonable hour and chatted with Christie for a bit over a cup of tea. It was a sunny morning so we went and sat out in the back yard. I then went inside and helped him with his computer, as he was having some problems (user error!). Niamph appeared, had a cuppa with us, then headed off to work and Christie followed shortly afterwards.

A couple of cups of tea later, Matt and I went to the tram stop and headed to the city. As usual I got excited when we went past the funky art-deco Maccas which I like to look at whenever I go on the tram. On arrival in the city, we noticed a lot of hub-bub in Smith Street – there were people everywhere plus a lot of big trucks, it didn’t take us long to work out it was some sort of film crew doing something filming-related, but we couldn’t quite make out what.

We walked from Flinders Street to South Wharf – the shopping centre inside the Crown casino. I hadn’t been there before and it was quite exciting! We went to JB Hifi to see if they had a slightly obscure DVD I had been after and the woman explained that they had sold their only two copies that very same morning, which was both a rather strange coincidence and a bit annoying! We then took a wander about some of the other shops and through the casino, which was filled to the brim with pokies and all sorts of other gambling-related activity, which I had no idea about. You could see people who looked like they’d been sat there for days on end. All the flashing lights and plinky-plonky sounds were doing my head in, so we made a quick exit.

Next we took along the wharf by the exhibition centre and I was surprised at how pretty it was – I had never walked on this side of the water before and it was a lot nicer than the other side, especially in the sunshine.

We wandered back up and met my friend Nic at Flinders Street – it was so nice seeing her again – and went off to find a quick spot of lunch on Fed Square. She had also seen the film crew and had walked past, asked someone and discovered that it was filming for a new De Niro film, but she hadn’t seen the man himself either! The three of us then moseyed on over to ACMI to see the Tim Burton exhibition that I had been so keen to visit. As it was still school holidays, it was rather busy, but good nonetheless, although a little annoying that it wasn’t possible to take photographs.

The exhibition wasn’t entirely what I expected, although I am not altogether sure what I had expected. It seemed to focus heavily on his artwork, which was very cool indeed and it kind of told his life story as you went through the exhibit, from his childhood attempts at design and film making, through to his work for Disney, then his own films. Some of the pieces were fascinating and what I liked was when I saw a creature or concept he had created when he was younger, that I could recognise as something he had gone back to and used in his own films at a later date. There were some models and costumes from some of his films including Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Mars Attacks, Alice in Wonderland Batman. There was a tunnelled section to walk through which was lit with black light, so we had fun in there; once we’d looked at all the images and models, we pulled out all sorts of different things from our bags to see what they’d look like under the black lighting.

Once we’d been through the whole exhibit, we went to the ACMI screening rooms and found some of Tim Burton’s early short films. We watched the ones he’d made as a teenager and they were not brilliant, but funny to watch nonetheless.

We popped to Little Cupcakes for a coffee and mini cupcake, then Nic headed back and Matt and I hopped on a tram back to Thornbury. When we got in, Niamph was home and wanted to know all about the Tim Burton exhibition, so we chatted about it over a cup of tea.

In the evening the four of us went to the cinema at Northfield, with the intention of seeing Toy Story 3D, but when we got there, it was absolutely heaving with people, in particular families and then we realised that perhaps trying to see a kids’ film in the school holidays wasn’t such a great idea. There wasn’t much else on, so we changed the plan and headed back to the house, via the chippy, supie and video shop – deciding that a movie at home would be a safer bet. We ended up with two movies; ‘Is Anybody There?’ (a British film with Michael Caine) and ‘Paranormal Activity’.

Back at the house, someone had the great idea of watching the Caine one first – it was actually a really good film; a drama about a family who run an old people’s home with a boy obsessed with trying to record the dead. We then watched Paranormal Activity – a stupid film about a demon haunting a house, but although it was silly and not a lot happened, it still managed to freak me out. I wished we’d watched them the other way around as I went to sleep being scared of demons!

Cruising the Coast, Catching Koalas & Criminal Conversion

Thankfully I didn’t have nightmares about Wolf Creek and woke up feeling refreshed and relieved I wasn’t going to have to dash anywhere (I seem to have had a lot of early mornings recently!). I went downstairs and found Niamph still looking slightly green, but getting ready to go to work (I can’t imagine how much she must have drunk to still be hungover more than 24 hours later!). Christie came down next and we had a cup of tea together, whilst he told me all about the day he had ahead of him at work.

When Matt materialised, I made him a cup of tea and because he had the day off work, we came up with a plan – seeing as it was such a sunny day we’d go for a drive along the Great Ocean Road! Cool! We headed off out and before long were on the famous stretch of road. It really was rather beautiful, once the road went parallel alongside the sea. We stopped at Bells Beach (it’s famous for something to do with surfing, but I am not sure exactly what) and watched some surfers catching some waves below us, although despite the sun, it looked a bit cold for me!

A bit further along the road, we came to a little town called Lorne, which looked beautiful. It’s a popular spot in summer with all sorts of activities along the front (including a new million dollar mini golf course that they are currently building!), but being winter, it was quite quiet. We had some lunch in the Kaos Kafe and it was fantastic – I had a delicious smoked salmon sandwich whilst Matt had ‘green eggs and ham’ (which reminded me of a certain five year old back home who likes that story – you know who you are!).

Back on the road, we followed the twists and turns, enjoying the superb views of the ocean, until we came to a random turn off for a holiday park – I didn’t know why we’d stopped until I saw the sign; ‘Koala Cove’! Matt had set himself the mission of showing me ‘real’ koalas so I could tick it off my list of ‘real’ animals I had seen. It was so cool. We drove along the road, looking up into the trees and eventually we pulled over, hopped out and there one was – perched way up in the tree top. It didn’t do much, but at least it was a real koala! As we looked around we saw a few more, all high up, but real nonetheless! So: real live koala – tick!

We carried along the Great Ocean Road until we came to the Ottway National Park, where we turned off the GOR and headed towards the Ottway Fly. According to the internet it was just off the GOR, but in fact was over 40km away, along some very narrow, windy roads and through the rainforest (we even passed an overturned lorry which had gone off the road and crashed into the trees – it must have done so a long time ago because it was very much rusty and dilapidated), but eventually we arrived. When I was in Melbourne in March, I had won a prize for listening to a talk from Safari Johnno – it comprised of a variety of things including a tin of beans, but amongst the other bits was a free ticket to the Ottway Fly. This ticket had remained in my folder of things and I had chanced upon it when sorting out my bag in Sydney, mentioned it to Matt and we decided to go as it was something a bit different and we had a free ticket! It turned out to be more or less identical to the Illawara Fly that I went to with the Stangers a couple of weeks ago – it must be run by the same company. The main difference is that it is much smaller and so there is less in the way of boardwalks and bridges to walk over, although there was one really tall tower with a spiral staircase. The view from the top was quite different to that of the Illawara Fly, as despite being relatively close to the GOR, because the drive took us on such a climb up from it, the result was that we were way above sea level, so all to be seen in every direction were trees! It was still cool though. Another major difference was that they had a kind of mini bush-walk through the trees with some slightly dubious-looking fibreglass dinosaurs hiding behind the tress – they were rather amusing and we had a competition to see who could do the best dinosaur impersonation.

When we eventually got back to the car, we decided that we should start heading back to Melbourne, but this time we’d go along the main roads, rather than the GOR. We set the TomTom and started on our way. After a bit, Matt was getting a bit tired and so I offered to drive for a bit – this was a bit illegal as I don’t actually have my driving licence with me and even if I did, it’s the old paper licence and you’re supposed to have the new one with the photo. I figured we were not on the main highways, so there were hardly any other cars around, so the chances of getting pulled over were slim, plus if I was, I could just go into ‘bumbling Brit’ mode (apparently I am quite good at that and as such my skills have been likened to those of a typical Hugh Grant character on several occasions by several different people!). I was still super nervous, particularly as the car was somewhat bigger than my own (it’s a Rav 4), although I figured I had gotten all excited at the prospect of driving the Stray bus in NZ which was much, much bigger than this!

I started driving and it wasn’t as bad as I thought as we were going along quiet roads through the bush, plus I was being super careful and going super slow (well, just marginally under the speed limit anyway!). I was right about the lack of other cars; once I started driving, it was absolutely ages before we saw another vehicle. Soon it became darker and the additional danger factor occurred to me – animals leaping in front of the car; this made me drive even more carefully and I realised that I seemed to be subconsciously holding my breath for lengths of time! I was able to chat and drive, but was concentrating super-lots on the road!

Then seemingly moments after the light had started dipping, we were suddenly plunged into complete darkness and all I could see was what was being lit up by my headlights, they were the only form of light. My side mirrors reflected blackness, as did the rear view mirror – in fact I couldn’t even see the mirrors themselves as they too were black, so the black casings merged with the black reflections. So it was all black. Black, black, black. Nothing but black. I noticed the road had turned from tarmac to dust and then it occurred to me – Wolf Creek. This really was Wolf Creek-esque. Damn that film! I was then able to appreciate why the film is scary. I pointed this out to Matt, who agreed, but thought it was quite funny that I was now finally scared of the film! I saw the funny side too and we laughed about it, although vowed not to accept help from any strangers should we break down!

Once the tarmac came back, I felt a bit better and before long we were nearing some street lights. We decided to swap back over once we were on the highway. That seemed like a good idea. The highway kind of crept up on us, so I said I’d stop at the first services we came to. That also seemed like a good idea. Then I saw some flashing lights up ahead – police! Arrrggh! Matt laughed and said it was ok; they only put the lights on when they have pulled someone over or were chasing them, which meant they had their hands full and wouldn’t bother us. Sure enough he was right, but I went past the parked police car looking as innocent as I possibly could, just in case! Phew; made it! Seconds later, I saw another set of flashing lights up ahead – they were doing the same thing, so again I went past, bang on the speed limit, trying to look as innocent as possible. Phew; made it again! Then seconds later, I saw yet another set of flashing lights up ahead – knowing the drill now, I ensured my speed was appropriate and drove past looking as ‘butter-wouldn’t-melt’ as possible. Phew; made it! However, on glancing back up into my mirror a couple of seconds later, I saw the police car switch its flashing lights off and pull out behind me! OMG!

The fear of the Wolf Creek moments I had experienced earlier was nothing to what I was now experiencing! Panicking, I pointed out what I had seen to Matt, who then also started panicking, but at the same time we passed a sign for the services, saying they were 2km away. So that was it – I had to make my way as fast as possible, covering 2km without speeding to the services, in order to swap drivers, without getting stopped by the police. It felt like a race. A 2km race at 100km per hour should not take very long. It felt like it took forever, all the while I was keeping an eye on the police car whilst trying not to look suspicious! At last the turning to the services, I indicated and pulled in, parked up and leapt out of the car as fast as I could, ran around to the other side to jump in, whilst Matt slid over into the driver’s seat! Looking around for police; the coast was clear! Phew we made it! We had to sit there for five minutes to calm down – I really did feel like a criminal!

Matt drove the last bit of the journey home and it was with a great sigh of relief that we walked through the door! We told Niamph and Christie about our brush with the law – they thought it was hilarious. I was relieved to have survived my first experience of driving in Oz; without running over any kangaroos, without being Wolf Creek-ed and without being caught by the police!

We had dinner together and then settled in front of the tv for a bit, with a few beers, to chat and watch Masterchef and some other random shows. All the fresh air and drama had taken it out of me, so it wasn’t long before I crashed flat out!